Beware. This blog update might cause a slight ripple among readers and I do apologise if I come across like a miserable middle-class snob...

The barbers that we go to in town charge £3.50 per haircut (I know, cheap right?) and do a satisfactory job for the ridiculous 1980 price...

It’s 20 minutes before the head teacher, Mr Hovers, rings his huge bell right into my unsuspecting face (not a euphemism, naughty),...

Lyall came home from school with the ‘Good pencil’ last Friday. He tells me that the Good pencil is given to Class 2P’s best behaved and...